62 Degrees and Rainy (with a strong chance of fungi)

Dear Mother Nature:

I didn't want to say this before because I respect you and I understand that being capricious is your "thing." However, I can no longer hold my tongue. 28-days-of-rainy-weather during the summer is unacceptable. What I'm trying to say is that you're kind of being a bitch.

Ok, that was rude. I'm sorry. It's just that neither my pain nor my hair can handle this ridiculous humidity. I mean, it looks like I've sprouted horns on either side of my head. I know this to be true because, when DH looks at me, I notice his eyes resting on said horns.

I'm also very tired of walking Mr. B through wet grass and copious amount of fungi. I don't need that nastiness squishing between my toes.

So, I'd really, really appreciate it if you could throw a little blue sky and low humidity my way.

Will you help a girl out?

PS- I am sorry that I called you a bitch. I didn't mean it..I was just lashing out.